Tag: parenting

  • Coffee First, Questions Later

    I woke up late. I spilled my kid’s MCT oil all over the carpet. We’re dressed and ready in 15 minutes flat. I get in the car, and of course, the low fuel light is glowing as if mocking me. I nearly take out the garage door while backing out like I’m driving Wonder Woman’s…

  • Confessions of a Bandwagon Football Fan

    Confessions of a Bandwagon Football Fan

    From Thursday through Monday, my household runs on football. It doesn’t matter who’s playing; we watch. Haymakers, Huskers, and all the NFL teams I didn’t even know existed, including the Vikings, and everything else gets scheduled around it. Dinner? Depends on halftime. Family events? I have an excuse. What started as me getting roped into…